Bah Humbug

December 27, 2008

Wow! I thought I was a curmudgeon! Some schmoe decieded he would look into one of my favorite movies and argues that Mr. Bailey from It’s A Wonderful Life, would be looking at probation to time in jail. I know we all are not giving our banks a whole lot of love right now, but come on! I’d put Potter away in a heartbeat, but you have to be pretty cold to take Bailey…well, until he made that ruckus at Martini’s anyway!

In Real ‘Wonderful Life,’ James Stewart Might Have Gotten 2 to 7 Years
Posted Dec 18, 2008, 05:55 pm CST

By Martha Neil

Considered classic holiday fare with an uplifting message, the schmaltzy It’s a Wonderful Life actually remains well worth seeing because of the gritty reality it portrays to those with a cynical mindset, a New York Times critic writes.

The 1946 Frank Capra movie accurately points out, for instance, the perils of trusting bankers, which has led to an upswing of interest in the current financial crisis, not to mention the fun to be had on the bad side of town, writes Wendell Jamieson.

However, it failed to focus on the real-life legal consequences of a missing $8,000 bank deposit, he writes: Even though friends of George Bailey, who is played by James Stewart, refund the money taken by another character in the film, in actuality George could well have faced a larceny charge over the theft.

Checking with District Attorney Frank Clark in Erie County, N.Y., where the fictional Bedford Falls might well have be deemed to have been located, Jamieson confirmed Stewart’s legal peril.

“If you steal over $3,000, it’s a D felony; 2½ to 7 years is the maximum term for that. The least you can get is probation,” Clark told him. “You know Jimmy Stewart, though, he had that hangdog face. He’d be a tough guy to send to jail.”


Pads are for football, not for legal bills!

December 27, 2008

The number one reason that small firms and solos actually can compete with Big Law firms is cost. At bottom, the capital required to operate a law firm is relatively small and the profitability curve (if properly managed) is relatively immediate. The other reason small firms can compete effectively in many matters (other than bet-the-farm sort of litigation) is that we can market and cultivate trust through honest, accurate and informative billing. Too many mid-size and small businesses leave their Big Law attorneys for the same reason – they’re not sure they trust them and not sure the advice they’re given is objective.

Having been at a firm, it is not that I’ve met many (in fact, very very few) dishonest attorneys, but that the billing pressure is immense. This prevents the billing attorney from doing the non-billable marketing work that is necessary for long-term and mutually beneficial working relationships.

Below is a cautionary tale.

Absolved by Firm, Ex-Holland & Knight Partner Faces Ethics Case re Timekeeping
Posted Dec 22, 2008, 03:19 pm CST

By Martha Neil

After Matthew Farmer complained in 2005 that a fellow partner at Holland & Knight’s Chicago office had allegedly added hours to a client’s bill for work in a litigation matter that Farmer and others didn’t actually perform, the law firm said Edward Ryan had done nothing wrong.

But now the Illinois Attorney Registration and Disciplinary Commission has filed a complaint against Ryan that reiterates much of Farmer’s accusation, according to the Wall Street Journal Law Blog.

The ARDC complaint contains one count alleging that Ryan falsified time on a matter on which Farmer worked, as well as two counts alleging that Ryan made false representations to a tribunal.

It contends that Ryan, while representing, in a federal copyright infringement case, an affiliate of a real estate development company owned by his brother, initially recorded time he claimed to have billed personally on the litigation matter. But then, during a period from August 2002 to March 2004, Ryan revised firm time records to shift 1,389.10 hours of the 1,670.50 hours he said he personally had worked on the case to other timekeepers, including attorneys, paralegals and support staff.

Only 281.40 hours of the 1,670.50 total Ryan said he worked on the case during this period actually was billed to the client as Ryan’s time, and the rest was added to other timekeepers’ bills, the complaint contends.

However, it lists a total of about 2,000 hours as the amount of his own claimed time that Ryan allegedly added to other timekeepers records, not 1,389.10 hours. (Perhaps this discrepancy was due to the presumed difference in billable hourly rates for Ryan and the others on the litigation team?) Included in the 2,000-hour total was 355.90 hours of Ryan’s time that he allegedly added to Farmer’s billing on the matter.

When he shifted his own recorded time to other individuals working on the matter, Ryan knew “that those services had been provided, if at all, by Respondent,” the complaint states. It contends that his alleged time-shifting violated legal ethics rules prohibiting conduct involving dishonesty, fraud, deceit or misrepresentation and “conduct which tends to defeat the administration of justice, or to bring the courts or the legal profession into disrepute.”

A 2006 Wall Street Journal (sub. req.) article about the H&K billable time dispute says Farmer blew the whistle on Ryan because he feared he himself could be violating legal ethics rules if he kept quiet, since the allegedly inflated hours included some of his own billable time. He also took a 7 percent pay cut to move to a small firm, Cohn Baughman & Martin.

In addition to notifying the firm, Farmer also notified bar authorities and a trial court of his concerns about Ryan’s timekeeping, the WSJ article says.

Ryan, who was admitted to practice in 1968, left Holland & Knight earlier this year and could not be located for comment, according to WSJ blog post. (His ARDC listing at H&K apparently has not been updated since he left the firm.)

Because it’s difficult or impossible for a client to determine how much time a lawyer actually spent on a particular task, “ bill-padding is the perfect crime,” professor William Ross of Samford University’s Cumberland School of Law told the WSJ in 2006.

“He says that in a billing survey he conducted in 1996, two-thirds of the attorneys (and three-fourths of the clients) reported knowledge of bill padding,” the article recounts.

An unnamed spokesperson for Holland & Knight noted that the firm is not a party to the ARDC case and that Ryan is no longer with the firm, but otherwise declined to comment, the WSJ blog post states.


To give sweets or not to give sweets?

December 27, 2008

Another interesting article regarding the crazy way in which courts behave. This time, it was for giving a client a piece of candy. Does anyone have a gagging feeling other than me?

Don’t Feed the Inmates: Arrested Lawyer Learns Lesson the Hard Way
Posted Dec 22, 2008, 12:36 pm CST

By Debra Cassens Weiss

Updated: An Arizona lawyer may have a sour taste in his mouth after being arrested for passing sweets to a client in court.

Lawyer Damon Rossi of Prescott is accused of giving his shackled client a piece of candy during a court hearing, even though two detention officials told him not to do it.

Rossi was arrested at his home last Thursday, a day after the candy caper, according to spokesman Dwight D’Evelyn of the Yavapai County Sheriff’s Office. KHPO.com and the Associated Press reported the arrest.

D’Evelyn told the publications that Rossi asked the detention officers if he could give his client a piece of candy, then ignored their answer when they said he could not do it. D’Evelyn claims Rossi responded, “What are you going to do, arrest me?” before placing the candy in the inmate’s mouth.

Judge Arthur Markham of Prescott released Rossi on his own recognizance the afternoon of the arrest, says Rossi’s lawyer, Jim O’Haver. Press reports said Rossi was accused of passing contraband to a prisoner, but O’Haver tells the ABA Journal that no criminal complaint was ever filed.

D’Evelyn indicated that officials were worried about the candy contraband issue. “The concern we have is that no contraband should be passed to an inmate,” D’Evelyn told KPHO.com. “That’s the rule. We don’t know what’s in it. If we allow attorneys to feed our inmates it would be a security issue. They get fed three squares a day and we don’t feed them in court.”

O’Haver takes issue with the contraband characterization. He quotes the relevant Arizona statute, which defines contraband as a narcotic drug, deadly weapon, intoxicating liquor, dangerous instrument, explosive or other item that could endanger safety or order.

“A piece of candy is not contraband under Arizona law,” he asserts.

O’Haver wouldn’t say what kind of candy is at issue, and refused comment on any other “factual particulars.” Nor would he say whether there is a chance a criminal complaint could still be filed.

“If I had a crystal ball I’d been down at the local casino at the roulette wheel,” O’Haver says. “I decline to speculate on future events.”

Updated at 1:15 p.m. CT to include interview with Jim O’Haver.


The Great Cost Of The Worst Marriage

December 26, 2008

Doing a good bit of divorce work in Maryland (particularly Anne Arundel, Baltimore and Howard County, Maryland), I’ve been on the front line of disputed, high-conflict divorce, separation, child custody and third party visitation cases (e.g., grandparent visitation, de facto parent visitation, etc.).  What can accurately be said of family law cases (i.e., family strife) is that, when you have to resort to going to court, it is a financially devestating event for the family.

So, when I saw this article, I thought I’d pass it along for your review as it provides the uplifting stats from the CDC regarding Amercia’s marriage crisis.  Maybe if you and your future spouse honestly review the stats at the front end, you’ll know your risk of the union crashing and burning (hopefully before you introduce kids to the mix!).

Also, see http://www.divorce360.com/

Divorce Calculator shows odds your marriage will last

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Marriage may be hard work, but divorce can be financially cataclysmic. Can’t happen to you,? That kind of denial is one reason that divorce brings about economic disaster, since planning for that eventuality seems disloyal. Nonetheless, 43% of first marriages in the U.S. end within 15 years, according to the CDC. One in five will end within five years, one in three with ten years.

The statistics vary according to a number of variables, and divorce360.com has created a Marriage Calculator (which I’d call a divorce calculator) that, based on the averages taken from census data, will give you odds on your marriage lasting. Enter gender, date of marriage, education, age when married, and number of years married to calculate the estimate.

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For example:

  • If you are a male high-school dropout married after 1980, at the age of 20 or younger, and have been married for five years –13% of people with your background have already divorced, and 26% will be divorced over the next five years.
  • If you are a female without children married after 1980 with a high school diploma who was 22 to 24 at the time of your marriage and have been married two years so far — 2% of those with similar backgrounds have divorced already, and 13% more will do so over the next five years.
  • Female with kids, married 1960-1979, college grad, married at 23 or 24, and have been married now for 30 years– 28% of those sharing your background have already divorced, and 2% more will divorce over the next five years.

I’m pleased to report that 0% of those sharing my background will divorce in the next five years.

Of course, these are very coarse projections, but if you are in a category with high divorce rates, you might want to learn a little more about why marriages fail so you can head off possible destructive conflicts.


Attention Lawyers – Six Months For Loose Lips

December 26, 2008

Yet another example of how the fascists empowered in our government are responsibly using their power, a judge has given an attorney a six-month contempt sentence for using the word “fuck” in his courtroom. This same judge apparently did this to a criminal defendant who was told to wait (again) for his trial date and called it “fucking bull.”

What this case underscores is the further erosion of “civility” in our courts. I don’t know that incarceration makes people any more civil, but may at least make them act that way (or at least not say one of the eight words you can never say on TV) while before this judge.

Another in jail for cussing
Attorney gets six months for F-word
By Kimball Perry • kperry@enquirer.com • December 5, 2008

For the second day in a row, Judge Robert Ruehlman threw someone in jail and cited him for contempt for cussing in the courtroom.

It was an accused gang member Wednesday. On Thursday, it was a private attorney in a non-criminal case.

Michael Brautigam was before Ruehlman representing himself in a contentious civil suit he had filed against his North Avondale condo association and other condo owners in the building who are represented by Cincinnati attorney Peter Koenig.

Brautigam lives at Rose Crest Condominiums in the 700 block of Clinton Springs Avenue. He sued, accusing the condo association of not properly taking care of the building and asked a judge to force it to fix the roof and make other repairs.

Brautigam, who is an attorney but isn’t licensed in Ohio, asked Ruehlman for more time to file documents. Ruehlman gave it to him.

As Koenig and Brautigam turned to walk away from the judge, Brautigam called Koenig “a (bleeping) liar.”

“He used the famous F-word,” Koenig said. “(Ruehlman) asked Mr. Brautigam if he said that.”

Brautigam admitted he had and had directed it at Koenig.

Ruehlman cited Brautigam for contempt and sent him to jail for six months.

“I had to give him six months because I gave the other guy (on Wednesday) six months,” Ruehlman said.

Jamel Sechrest was before Ruehlman in a Wednesday hearing with four other accused members of the “Taliband,” a gang police say has terrorized Northside and its residents by selling drugs and committing other crimes.

Sechrest, unhappy at having to wait until Feb. 2 for a trial – and sitting in jail until then – muttered “That’s (bleeping) bull (bleep).”

“You don’t say bull (bleep) in the courtroom,” Ruehlman told Sechrest before citing him for contempt, sentencing him to six months in jail.

Koenig was surprised at being the recipient of Brautigam’s curses.

“Judge Ruehlman absolutely did the right thing by attempting to maintain order, civility and decorum in his courtroom. Attorney Brautigam has been discourteous and disrespectful to judges, lawyers and litigants in our community on more than one occasion,” Koenig said.


You can be eye-candy in court, but you’d better not hand out the real stuff

December 23, 2008

Another insane law story. The problem with trial courts is that you are making cats and dogs be in the same room together and expect them all to get along. The hard-line, super-serious law and order types here took it a bit too far when a defense attorney apparently gave his client a piece of candy (labeled “contraband” by the sherriff). In any event, maybe some sanity could prevail if people took themselves a bit less seriously and acknowledged that the defendant in this case is still human, as is his rather thick-skulled attorney!

Don’t Feed the Inmates: Arrested Lawyer Learns Lesson the Hard Way
Posted Dec 22, 2008, 12:36 pm CST

By Debra Cassens Weiss

Updated: An Arizona lawyer may have a sour taste in his mouth after being arrested for passing sweets to a client in court.

Lawyer Damon Rossi of Prescott is accused of giving his shackled client a piece of candy during a court hearing, even though two detention officials told him not to do it.

Rossi was arrested at his home last Thursday, a day after the candy caper, according to spokesman Dwight D’Evelyn of the Yavapai County Sheriff’s Office. KHPO.com and the Associated Press reported the arrest.

D’Evelyn told the publications that Rossi asked the detention officers if he could give his client a piece of candy, then ignored their answer when they said he could not do it. D’Evelyn claims Rossi responded, “What are you going to do, arrest me?” before placing the candy in the inmate’s mouth.

Judge Arthur Markham of Prescott released Rossi on his own recognizance the afternoon of the arrest, says Rossi’s lawyer, Jim O’Haver. Press reports said Rossi was accused of passing contraband to a prisoner, but O’Haver tells the ABA Journal that no criminal complaint was ever filed.

D’Evelyn indicated that officials were worried about the candy contraband issue. “The concern we have is that no contraband should be passed to an inmate,” D’Evelyn told KPHO.com. “That’s the rule. We don’t know what’s in it. If we allow attorneys to feed our inmates it would be a security issue. They get fed three squares a day and we don’t feed them in court.”

O’Haver takes issue with the contraband characterization. He quotes the relevant Arizona statute, which defines contraband as a narcotic drug, deadly weapon, intoxicating liquor, dangerous instrument, explosive or other item that could endanger safety or order.

“A piece of candy is not contraband under Arizona law,” he asserts.

O’Haver wouldn’t say what kind of candy is at issue, and refused comment on any other “factual particulars.” Nor would he say whether there is a chance a criminal complaint could still be filed.

“If I had a crystal ball I’d been down at the local casino at the roulette wheel,” O’Haver says. “I decline to speculate on future events.”


Service Of Process – ON FACEBOOK

December 22, 2008

Process servers, UNITE! Before you know it, you will be out of a job if I can serve people, as one court in Australia allowed, via FaceBook! Usually I’d treat this as a “man bites dog” story and file away for bar conversation, but it underscores the significant way in which the internet and, more broadly, technology is changing the law.

At its base, service is about establishing “personal jurisdiction” over the person and complying with the procedural rights guaranteed by the state rules of procedure and the Fourteenth Amendment (i.e., the Due Process clause).

However, with as much as my brother seems to post and stalk people on Facebook, perhaps it is best to serve people at the virtual domicile they so often retreat to!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081216/ap_on_hi_te/as_australia_facebook

From the AP Story Below:

CANBERRA, Australia – You’ve been “superpoked” — and served. A court in Australia has approved the use of Facebook, a popular social networking Web site, to notify a couple that they lost their home after defaulting on a loan.

The Australian Capital Territory Supreme Court last Friday approved lawyer Mark McCormack’s application to use Facebook to serve the legally binding documents after several failed attempts to contact the couple at the house and by e-mail.

Australian courts have given permission in the past for people to be served via e-mail and text messages when it was not possible to serve them in person.

McCormack, a lawyer for the lender, MKM Capital, said that by the time he got the documents approved by the court late Tuesday for transmission, Facebook profiles for the couple had disappeared from public view.

The page was apparently either closed or secured for privacy, following publicity about the court order.

“It’s somewhat novel, however we do see it as a valid method of bringing the matter to the attention of the defendant,” McCormack said.

Despite the setback, McCormack said the Facebook attempt would help his client’s case that all reasonable steps had been taken to serve the couple. A court is expected to settle the matter as early as next week.

Facebook has become a wildly popular online hangout, attracting more than 140 million users worldwide since it launched in 2004. Facebook friends can “poke” or “superpoke” each other — terms for giving someone a playful nudge.

In a statement, Facebook praised the ruling. “We’re pleased to see the Australian court validate Facebook as a reliable, secure and private medium for communication. The ruling is also an interesting indication of the increasing role that Facebook is playing in people’s lives,” it said. The company said it believed this was the first time it has been used to serve a foreclosure notice.

The documents were sent last Friday after weeks of failed attempts to contact borrowers Gordon Poyser and Carmel Corbo at their Canberra home and by e-mail.

The Associated Press found Poyser, a retired 62-year-old, on Tuesday at home at the contested address.

He declined to comment on the record, citing the couple’s stress at the prospect of losing their home of seven years only a week before Christmas. But he said he had privacy restrictions imposed on his Facebook page Tuesday only because of the media attention it had attracted.

“Because (otherwise) I’d get every man and his dog having a look,” Poyser told The AP at his front door.

Lawyer and computer forensic expert Seamus Byrne said he was aware of only one similar case in Australia. A Queensland state District Court judge ruled in April against documents being served by Facebook because the option of contacting a person via a post office box had not yet been exhausted.

In the latest ruling, Master David Harper insisted that the documents be attached to a private e-mail sent via Facebook that could not be seen by others visiting the pages.

McCormack said he and a colleague found the woman’s Facebook page using personal details that she had given the lender including her birth date and e-mail address. The man was listed on her page as a friend. Prior to Tuesday, neither had imposed security options that deny strangers access to their pages.

McCormack said he did not bother searching for the couple through any other social networking sites.

“It’s one of those occasions where you feel most at home with what you know and I myself have a Facebook account,” McCormack said.